Lucky Rabbit
Apr 24, 2014
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(Source: alyssalipgloss, via pizza)

Apr 24, 2014
346,723 notes

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via disnerd)

Apr 24, 2014
348,967 notes
alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

alltimecraziness:

Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron…..?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron.

(via albinotopaz)

Apr 24, 2014
254,416 notes
toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via scottnightwing)

Apr 24, 2014
206,790 notes
Apr 24, 2014
242,838 notes

k7vin:

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

Literally living this rn

(via onceahornet)

Apr 24, 2014
6,411 notes

Me nd my John Green GF

seaincense:

Me: bby your cigarette is so cold

GF: that me taphor

(via pizza)

Apr 24, 2014
166,924 notes

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

image

ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing, via doctorspocksbluebox)

Apr 24, 2014
207,470 notes
Apr 24, 2014
59,435 notes
badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…
For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:


I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

badoutlawwolf:

mnlmnz:

askfordoodles:

napoleon-and-the-bonapartes:

This bird knows he looks amazing.

Frogmouths are indeed very handsome devils…

Until they open their mouth…

and you realize they are basically bird muppets.

… no comment…

For extra lulz check out these awesome birds’ awkward baby photos:

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE HEAD TO BODY RATIO TO BE SO CLOSE TO JUST 1:1

This is a “The Expectation vs The Reality” picture in bird form.

(via not-actually-that-cool)

Apr 23, 2014
510,561 notes

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

(Source: tiptons, via ruinedchildhood)

Apr 23, 2014
16,476 notes
Apr 23, 2014
326,615 notes
Apr 23, 2014
99,222 notes
Apr 23, 2014
53,517 notes

shmemson:

dollyfarton:

johncougartownmellencamp:

soloontherocks:

eupheme-butterfly:

rubycosmos:

lipstick-and-lightsabers:

denism79.deviantart.com

If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.

WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE

Hey soloontherocks

excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett

Oh my god Boba Fett taping Han inside the freezer

omg

Would read this comic faithfully

(Source: petticoats-and-pistols, via shrimpfur)

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